This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
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