I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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