and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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