Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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