I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
you would pick up someone in the library
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
Randomize
