Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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