Your dad touched me again.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
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