Having a random hookup so left but love u
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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