I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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