Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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