i think i have herpe
just one?
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
I wear drunk well.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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