i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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