i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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