I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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