Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
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