i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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