Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
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