i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Four minutes until I can fart!
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
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