my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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