I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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