I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
Randomize
