she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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