drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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