No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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