it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
I won't apologize to a one balled man
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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