You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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