im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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