Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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