your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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