Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Randomize
