eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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