I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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