Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
