so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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