physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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