would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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