He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
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