At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
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