How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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