hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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