After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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