yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
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