Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
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