guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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