i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
The ass gains better be worth it
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