sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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