very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
I need moral support for this bender
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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