i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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