she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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