I want to stick my p in your. b.
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
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