I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
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