Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
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