he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
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