please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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