Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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