do herpes really smell.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
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