Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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