A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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