This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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