I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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